Knocked Up

Title: Knocked Up
Rating: PG-13
Author: Sxymami0909
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean, Jo, Sam
Word Count: 1,100
Prompt:…that would be telling. *grins*

Dean shut the car door behind him before walking across the parking lot to the motel room. A light breeze blew making the smell of the bacon cheeseburgers inside the paper bag surround him. He grinned.



Life at the moment was good. They’d just finished up a job in South Dakota and were planning on heading down to Bobby’s for a little R&R. He had bacon cheeseburgers, he and Jo had been flirting shamelessly lately and he was pretty sure things were finally falling into place with them.

Sam was safe for the moment, nothing overly evil was coming after them…the sun was shining and it was the perfect day for a road trip. He whistled as he pulled out his key, slipped it in the slot, and pushed the door open.

Dean was pretty sure nothing could ruin his mood. That was until he shut the door behind him and glanced up at the two people sitting somberly on the bed in front of him. His whistling stopped and he raised an eyebrow.

“…Who died?”

Sam stood up slowly swallowing hard as he approached his brother.

“Dean…there’s something we need to tell you.”

“You’ve finally decided to take the circus up on their offer to join and travel the country with them?”

Jo huffed and pushed herself off the bed.

“This is serious Dean.”

He rolled his eyes and tossed the bag of food on the table before raising his hands palms up.

“If this is about those red panties I swear I planned on giving them back…eventually.”

Jo opened her mouth, but Sam cut her off a look of disgust on his face.

“Dude that’s gross and no it’s not about panties or anything else your ridiculous mind can come up with. It’s an actual issue that we all need to discuss so can you stop messing around?”

Dean frowned at the tone of his brother’s voice and nodded as he sat in one of the chairs.

“Sure thing Sammy…”

He nodded and glanced at Jo motioning for her to talk. She sighed and bit her lip as she met Dean’s eyes. When he arched an eyebrow in her direction she let out a long breath before speaking.

“I’m pregnant.”

Dean did a double take and shook his head. He couldn’t have heard her right.

“What?”

“Pregnant…with child…you know knocked up?”

He stood so quickly the chair was knocked back. His hands balled into fists as his jaw clenched. He spoke through gritted teeth.

“How? Who? When? Jesus Jo…I thought…I mean…was it…and then…I didn’t…pregnant? I’ll kill him.”

“Calm down there Rambo. It happened that night we all got drunk. Remember? We exorcised that witch in Texas and then went to that bar with the mechanical bull?”

Dean nodded the anger on his face dissipating for the moment replaced with confusion.

“Some random loser is Texas knocked you up?”

Sam cleared his throat and Jo winced.

“Not exactly…remember how I got tired and you wanted to stay at the bar so Sam and I took a cab back to the motel?”

Dean nodded. Jo made a face and jerked her head in Sam’s direction. She could tell the minute he figured it out. He glanced in his brother’s direction, body tense, hands balled into fists, fire in his eyes and she saw Sam swallow hard and step back as he mumbled ‘shit ‘ under his breath.

“You slept with Jo?”

Sam let out a nervous chuckle.

“Sort of…unintentionally. We were kinda drunk…and…”

Jo cut him off.

“Horny?”

Sam glared at her.

“You’re not making this better.”

She shrugged.

“You slept with Jo…”

Jo crossed her arms over her chest and scowled at Dean.

“We’ve already established that. Moving on…”

Before she could finish her sentence Dean launched himself at Sam knocking them both to the ground. Jo yelped as their bodies tumbled across the floor Dean punching his brother and Sam attempting to block the hits. Her eyes widened and for a minute she was frozen watching the scene in front of her.

Sam’s voice broke through her haze.

“Jo! Tell him!”

She scurried over to them attempting to yank the older Winchester off his brother as she yelled.

“Dean…Dean cut it out…APRIL FOOLS….listen to me hello? Focus…I said APRIL FOOLS…it was a joke Jesus…”

He finally released his hold on Sam long enough for them to each fall back on their butts. They were breathing heavy and Jo could see blood on the corner of Sam’s mouth and the side of Dean’s cheek was bright red.

They glanced up at the angry look on her face.

“What in the hell was that?”

Dean grunted, but didn’t offer up an answer. He stood brushing himself off Sam following his lead. Jo went over to Sam, checking his lip before glaring at Dean.

“You could have hurt him. What the hell were you thinking?”

He gave them in incredulous look.

“You’re angry at me? Woman you’re crazy. What did you think was gonna happen with this little prank of yours? Did you think I’d be all rainbows and sunshine finding out my brother knocked you up?”

She opened her mouth, but he shook his head before pointing at his brother.

“And you…douche move. You of all people had to know this wouldn’t be funny. You know what…I’m leaving. You guys can find your own ride to Bobby’s.”

He left the food on the table walked out the door and slammed it behind him leaving a very stunned Jo and Sam in his wake. They glanced at each other and Jo broke the silence.

“You don’t actually think he’s serious do you?”

“No…I mean he wouldn’t just leave us here.”

A couple of seconds later the door opened and Sam sighed in relief. Dean snorted at him, walked over to the table and grabbed the food. He held up the bag before heading back towards the door.

“These are mine.”

The door closed behind him again and when they heard the Impala’s engine rev they ran to the door, pulling it open just in time to see Dean taking off down the road. Dean glanced in his rearview mirror as Sam ran down the parking lot waving and yelling his name.

He turned around the corner and parked behind a car on the side of the road before pulling out one of the burgers. He was a champion prankster. They wanted to prank him…fine, but that meant war. He grinned as he dug into the burger wondering how long it would take them to realize he was just around the corner.