Title: Dating 101- The Confrontation
Pairing: Castiel/Anna Dean/Jo
Word Count: 4,510
Verse: This is a drabble in my ‘Happy Endings’ Verse.
Previous Parts: | One |
Jo was sprawled out on the couch, Dean on top of her. She moaned as his lips pressed softly against her neck. She couldn’t believe they’d been married for two years already. It didn’t seem like a long time, but in their world where life expectancy wasn’t exactly long, two years was more like ten.
Dean’s hand slid down cupping her breast, thumb brushing lightly over her nipple making her arch into his hand. He spoke between kisses.
“Did you get the pie?”
Jo rolled her eyes. Only Dean could think about pie as he groped her on a couch. Sometimes she wondered how she wound up married to such a man child.
“Yea, it’s in the fridge. Think you can focus here Deano? Some of us are trying to get laid.”
He chuckled and lifted himself off of her. Jo frowned as he sat back on the couch, waggling his eyebrows as he patted his lap. She smirked, shifted so she was straddling his lap and leaned in capturing his lips with a fierceness that had Dean groaning against her.
He gripped her hips, hands inching up and under her shirt. Jo sighed and whispered against his ear grinding her hips against his.
“Speed it up Deano…or I’m gonna start doing it without you.”
The picture of Jo getting herself off had him straining against his pants, hands tightening on her body before one trailed down her torso to her jeans.
Jo bit her lip as his hand worked its way inside her jeans rubbing her through her panties.
“Shit your wet…I pride myself on being good but Jesus…we haven’t even gotten started yet…”
She whimpered as one long finger slid inside her, hands gripping his shoulders; heart beating frantically letting out a deep breath, her voice coming out strained.
“Dean we haven’t had sex in close to a week…I’m horny if you don’t shut your piehole and make me come I swear to god I’ll…”
Her voice squeaked as he pressed a thumb against her clit moving it at a quick pace. He watched as her head titled back, eyes closed, lips open slightly. He was captured by look of rapture on her face. How in the hell did he get to damn lucky?
“You’re so fucking hot…Jeez Jo...I wanna…Anna?”
Jo froze, fingers stilling inside her as Dean said the Angel’s name. She leaned back irritation on her face as she glanced at her husband. Its official she’s going to murder him and burry his body in the backyard.
“What did you just say?”
Dean looked back at Jo confusion on his face. When he noticed the anger pouring off her in waves he shook his head quickly as he tugged his hand away from her wet center. He grunted.
Jo frowned and whipped her head around to see the fiery looking red head rage on her face and a sheepish looking Castiel standing beside her. Jo rolled her eyes heavenward before moving her body off Dean and standing.
Dean followed suite as Jo glared at the Angels in front of her while buttoning her jeans. He stood slightly behind her trying to will his erection to disappear shaking his head as he sighed. Why do things like this always happen to him?
The tension in the room was palpable as Dean turned his eyes on Castiel who just shrugged as Jo’s irritated voice filled the room.
“We have a front door it wouldn’t kill either one of you to knock. I don’t appreciate the two of you always popping in like people don’t live here.”
Anna shifted her eyes towards Jo as she pointed at Dean.
“You’re husband is an ASS.”
Jo raised an eyebrow and put a hand to her head.
“Newsflash I already know that. Why did you feel the need to barge into our house and tell me this?”
“Did he tell you what he did?”
Jo grumbled as her head turned to Dean, confusion plastered on his face. It looked like he didn’t even know what he did, wonderful now she was never gonna get laid. She clenched her jaw as she addressed Dean.
“What did you do?”
“Me? I didn’t do anything. You guys are back from your date soon.”
Anna took a few steps towards him, Dean backing away from the irate Angel.
“You’re lucky I don’t strangle you…I haven’t actually decided that I won’t yet.”
She sent an accusatory glare his way, voice echoing through the house.
“You gave Cas dating advice!”
The anger fell from Jo’s face as she turned to Dean, brows furrowed.
“You gave Cas dating advice?”
He craned his neck to the left so he could look at Jo. He sighed as he rubbed the back of his neck annoyance on his face.
“I might have…so what?”
Jo looked at Anna sending her a sympathetic look. She nodded.
“Now do you see why I’m here?”
Jo nodded and Dean frowned at them.
“You guys know I’m standing right here right?”
Anna’s eyes were back on him and he gulped. This really wasn’t good.
“I cannot believe you told Cas the only reason to date a woman is to sleep with her!”
Jo’s head jerked toward Dean and she pursed her lips together. Yeah, he wasn’t getting any today, so much for their two-year anniversary.
“Tell me you didn’t say that.”
“I might have said something along those lines…”
A loud thwack sounded and Castiel winced as Jo slapped Dean upside the head. Anna smirked, arms folded across her chest.
“Oh and that’s not even the worst of it.”
Jo sent glowered at her husband before crossing her arms over her chest as she gave her attention to Anna.
“He had Cas take me to a bar that was having a special Valentine’s Day event. Want to know what it was? A wet t-shirt contest.”
Dean chuckled nervously.
“I thought it would be fun.”
Jo’s voice was reprimanding when she spoke reaching out as he moved away from her.
Dean rubbed the back of his head and he gave Anna a heated look.
“Would the two of you cut it out.”
Anna glanced over Dean’s head at Jo.
“Oh and that’s not all. Apparently Cas was supposed to buy me ‘as many drinks as I could drink’ and leer at other women to make me jealous.”
Dean opened his mouth, but before anything thing could come out his head was jerking forward as both Anna and Jo wacked him upside the head. Dean yelled as he jumped back from the crazy women in front of him. He moved over so he was standing by Castiel.
“Son of a bitch! Cut it out, both of you.”
He turned to Castiel and glared.
“And you, why are you just standing there watching them pound on me. Control your crazy Angel!”
“That is not nice Dean. Anna is not crazy, and if she is well then surely Joanna is just as crazy since they both seem to enjoy harming you. I believe they feel it’s justified though…”
Castiel glanced at the girls and hesitated before continuing.
“Besides if I interfere, I fear their attention will be draw to me and I too will have to endure their anger.”
“Real nice Cas…way to stick by your friend.”
Castiel shook his head giving Dean a discontent look.
“Yes well as you can see your advice did not go as planned and Anna is now angry with me. So I think this can make us even. I wanted to show Anna how special she is to me and instead she feels intense anger. Thankfully most of it seems to be directed at you, but still. I do not enjoy when she’s angry with me. I care deeply for her.”
Anna’s face softened as she listened to Castiel and Jo nudged her lightly, smile on her face. Anna sighed as some of the anger drained from her body.
“I’m not mad at you Cas. Knowing that you wanted to make this night special for me…well that’s really sweet, but you don’t need to change how you do things, I like you the way you are.”
“As do I, with you. Will you continue this date with me if I do not use Dean’s dating 101 advice?”
Jo had to keep herself from laughing at the fact that Dean actually took the time to go through ‘dating 101’ with Castiel, especially when Dean has never dated. Not really anyway. Jo could count the number of dates they’d been on, on one hand.
“I’d love to start the night over as long as you promise to leave everything he taught you behind. Dean doesn’t know a thing about dating women.”
Dean squinted his eyes at Anna, but she ignored him as confusion covered Castiel’s face.
“That does not make any sense. I have known Dean for years and he has had many women. More than anyone I’ve ever seen.”
Dean shook his head palm connecting with his face as he groaned. Yes, that’s exactly what he needed. More of a reason for Jo to be pissed at him. He was seriously reconsidering his friendship with Castiel.
“There’s a difference between dating a woman and bedding them Cas. Dean can only do one of those, no offense Jo.”
“None taken, I certainly didn’t marry him for his dating prowess.”
Anna chuckled and held a hand out to Castiel.
“Come on, let’s go grab some dinner.”
Castiel took her hand and nodded.
“Dinner sounds good.”
Anna gave Jo an apologetic look.
“Sorry for ruining your evening.”
“It happens, but seriously guys…the door next time.”
They nodded before disappearing Jo sighed lightly as she looked at her chastised husband brows furrowed, arms folded, pout on his lips. She rolled her eyes as she walked toward him tilting her head to the side.
“Oh what now you want to play nice? Where were you when Anna was abusing the crap out of my head? Oh wait that’s right you were helping her.”
“You deserved it. How could you say those things to Cas?”
“I was trying to help.”
“Deano we’ve talked about this. When it comes to weapons and fighting evil things you’re the go to guy. When it comes to emotions and girly dating bullshit you always defer to Sammy. You know that…we went through this when you told Cas to get Anna porn as a gift.”
“That was funny.”
“Yea well Anna didn’t think so.”
“You thought it was funny.”
“Yeah, but I’m a little twisted. No more advice giving unless it’s on how to strategize or kill something that goes bump in the night got it?”
“Yeah yeah…so about the sex…”
“You’re just lucky I’m horny or I’d be making you sleep on the couch.”
Jo gave him a mischievous look before heading towards their bedroom. Dean smirked. Maybe tonight wouldn’t be as bad as he thought. He started to follow her when her voice called out to him.
“Grab the pie from the fridge and bring it with you.”
Thank god Jo had absolutely no expectations, no other woman would be able to put up with his shit. He really was the luckiest bastard in the world.